Gideon Greenwich a delinquent nerd is given two choices join the football team or be expelledTo be ampquotinitiatedampquot into the team Gideon attends a violent fraternity party where he has a startling discovery the jocks are being controlled by an evil god of sports As the conspiracy unfolds it appears that the entire high school has been hijacked by otherworldly beings posing as teachers To resist their dark powers Gideon must look beyond social cliques and team up with star quarterback Doug Rock and the beautiful cheerleader Cynthia McDanielsTogether the unlikely friends take on the god of sports the goddess of fashion and the god of popularity But defying the ampquotgods of coolampquot takes courage a willingness to look stupid and mindbending adventures through parallel universes In this thoughtful and hilarious critique of high school life national awardwinning storyteller Stephen Gashler will make you question what it means to be ampquotcoolampquotampnbsp